What if Lorgo from Swimming Pool - A Short Film was having coffee at "Bean Drinkin' Coffee," a coffee stand I made up, and he met Sexy Lady One from Been Blingin? Maybe he'd notice the scar on her arm and it would bring him this sort of flashback where he remembered this girl cutting her arm at a swimming pool back from his lifeguard days. Then he'd go up to her and say "Hey, is that a swimming pool injury?" And she'd say "No, it's a switchblade injury." He'd be like "Why don't I buy you another coffee and you can tell me about it." And she'd be like "How much do you rap a year?" Lorgo would get a little flustered, because he's more of a ruler and lifeguard, but he'd rap: I spit out dope tricks with a lickity lick, rappin's my thing and you gots to think quick - to follow me, you see, the words are like a river, and I gush them out flowin style to make the ladies quiver." Sexy lady would just say "Psssh" and sip her coffee, but when Lorgo would look away she'd smile and moan slightly.
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